Sayings of Jewish Buddhists

I got these off http://mostboringblogever.blogspot.com

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.

The Torah says, Love your neighbor As yourself. The Buddha says, There is no self. So, maybe we're off the hook.